Definitions by SamSquanch21
Top Secret Tip
When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
Top Secret Tip by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010
Boredom Bruise
An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.
Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
Boredom Bruise by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010
Tiger Woods Special
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
Tiger Woods Special by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009
The thing is
when someone starts a sentence with this phrase it means one of two things;
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
Ted: Alot of Guy Ritchie films are similarly themed.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
The thing is by SamSquanch21 December 1, 2009
Never Ending
When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.
Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.
Never Ending by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009