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Definitions by SamSquanch21

Top Secret Tip 

When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
Top Secret Tip by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010

Boredom Bruise 

An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.

Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
Boredom Bruise by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010

Tiger Woods Special 

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
Tiger Woods Special by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009

The thing is 

when someone starts a sentence with this phrase it means one of two things;
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
Ted: Alot of Guy Ritchie films are similarly themed.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
The thing is by SamSquanch21 December 1, 2009

Man Plate 

A Napkin or paper towel that men eat off of when they don't want to dirty a dish.
Wife- What are you doing?

Husband- I didn't want to dirty a plate so I grabbed a man plate for my pizza.
Wife-8\
Man Plate by SamSquanch21 November 26, 2009

Never Ending 

When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.
Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.
Never Ending by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009
Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.
txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.
Duck by SamSquanch21 October 4, 2009