Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.

I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.

by unicorn&rainbows_kittins1234 June 25, 2021

Porn

Ur just on urban dictionary to find something better then porn *moans*

Ugh stop watching that porn.

by Moonfox230 March 2, 2024

Porn

Pool objects rounding naggers

I sure like me my porn I love having porn at my pool parties

by 100percentrealdefintions February 22, 2021

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

porn

your a middle schooler bored in school

me watch porn

by bfgsd May 26, 2022

Porn.

A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….

Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023