Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.

Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.

by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025

Biggie Muffin

Is what you call someone who is overweight a “player” (iykyk)

Wow! Johnathan is a Biggie Muffin!
Damn Daniel, You’re a Biggie Muffin!
I got 3 side bitches and I’m 270 lbs, I’m a Biggie Muffin
Damn! Mason got that Biggie Muffin energy

by BiggieBois27 July 5, 2025

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

by tb_2478 August 5, 2025

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025