Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.

Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.

by Just to be funny November 26, 2023

Keir Zeus

The Resurrection. Zeus reborn and awakened.

Space, Time, Weather, Bountiful Heavenly Life, Creators, Artists, Athletes, Passionate. Incredible rage against the enemy but the greatest Lover and Love. Eceryone is beautiful.

They all want a piece of Keir Zeus.

by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth November 23, 2024

Anti Zeusophilia

A term of beating the shock out of a Zeusophile

Someone: I'd like to join the Anti Zeusophilia meeting...
That Dude: Yeah. Good choice. Now LET'S BEAT THE SHOCK OUT OF SOMEONE WHO DID NSFW TO SUCH ALIEN SPECIES!!

by JelTheOCbase February 9, 2026

THE ZEUS

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."

"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"

by bonaninines August 16, 2025

A Mighty Zeus

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

by The Whitehead September 6, 2018

Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

stinky skeng cup of zeus

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson

honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus

by megga miond January 31, 2022