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fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"
by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008
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wanklet

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet
hey check out my new wanklet
by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006
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"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"
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"What a bunch of pansies that lot are, did you hear them talking? A certifiable wanklettefest that was!"
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Winkleman

A ridiculously long fringe.
I think it's about time I got my winkleman cut
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Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.
1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"
by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011
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Winkletinker

Marge was repulsed by Dan's winkletinker.

Jim's winkletinker was a whopping 1.3 inches.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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