weighted

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has recently put on a significant amount of weight since the last time you have seen them.

Damn, have you seen Mel lately? She got hella weighted!

Dan is a chubby chaser, he always goes after the weighted girls.

by Matt Action May 9, 2011

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

Worth its weight in gold

Something or someone that is of high value.

For instance if someone is worth their weight in gold to you, then in a literal sense (assuming that person is 150 lbs.) their value would be 2,847,000 USD. (Because gold is worth about 1,300 USD per Troy ounce)

The new financial controller I hired cut down our expenses by 26%. He is definitely worth his weight in gold.

What?! 15 bucks for a drink? What, is beer here worth its weight in gold?!

by RAEM November 11, 2013

Weinbergered

When a hot cock hits you in the face mulitple times without relenting or remorse.

"I was trying to apologize when all of a sudden I was Weinbergered, and I didn't stand a chance after that."

by The great Aristotle April 29, 2005

weiner bucket

A very slutty woman, gets around a lot.

That girls banged everyone and her brother she's such a weiner bucket.

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

weiner-headbutt

The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.

Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!

by Dixy Normis May 7, 2008