Walden University

One of those diploma mill schools that sends out junk mail to try to trick you into thinking that it is a real college.

In reality, they are a real school like a cubic zirconia is a real diamond. They are to colleges like Showgirls is to fine cinema. If they were a food product, they would be a frozen TV dinner. Attending Walden University is like telling the world that your local community college was alright, but you just didn't feel like studying that hard.

The only way that you could possibly go lower than Walden University is if you didn't go at all.

In my email today is three Viagra spams, two about refinancing my house and one Walden University spam email.

by Ricky101 May 12, 2009

Kevin Wallace

1. The most amazing director/Choreographer for show, ever!
2. The state of having a bleach stained shirt
3. The state of being a hilarious gay man
4. Having owned and operated two Fred Astaire Dance Studios

Choreographer Kevin Wallace did it once again but with an even larger cast than last year and got over fifty kids swingin’ and tapping to the beat, doing cartwheels, lifts, rolls, Charlestons, chorus-line kicks. No one understands how he does it, least of all the kids. According to one member of the ensemble, “I couldn’t believe I could get my body to move like that. And even after I’ve done it, I still couldn’t believe it.” Move this to a higher power: when over fifty bodies are moving like that on stage, the result is non-stop razzle-dazzle

by Port Summer Show! September 30, 2006

waldos

A legendary group of pot smokers, who attended San Rafael High School, in 1971. The group invented the term 420, as a time they to get high at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur.

Those waldos are a bad ass group who smoked a lot of weed.

by highforlife March 17, 2008

bathroom wall

bit of space treated as a whiteboard (but often, a permanent marker like Sharpie is used) to write about how they feel about someone, or to announce or advertise something

"for the biggest jugs in dallas, dial (555) 98-99-100!! p.s. mandy has crabs" was what samantha wrote on the bathroom wall

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Wall Speak

The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.

Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."

by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011

The Wall of The Black Poop

The black poops wall opens when it reacts to the saucey goodness, thus leaving stains on the cheeks of doom.

The Wall of The Black Poop opens daily.

by Bubba Black Sauce October 14, 2009

go to the wall

To be executed by firing squad. To defend against harsh criticism.

Often used in an expression of loyalty: If you follow me, I will go to the wall for you.

by BillV05 September 25, 2005