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twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
by jconn88 August 26, 2013
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Twatknacker

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
by juannkerr October 4, 2013
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Twanit

A person who is stupid, a whorebag and the meanest person ever all in one.

Basically the biggest cock you could ever imagine and the person you hate the most.
Person 1: Paul is kissing another girl over there.
Person 2: Ugh, when isn't he kissing a different girl.
Person 3: He always spreads rumours about me around shool.
Person 2: He's so stupid, he can't even pass one test.
Person 1: He's such a twanit.
by h0tllamas June 23, 2014
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twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.
Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.
by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016
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Twanky Wat

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat
by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016
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Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
by CupcakePower January 28, 2019
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Twat tart

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian
by Skeebs March 11, 2019
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