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the barone tuck 

When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.
Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.
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Vertical Tuck 

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.
Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.
Vertical Tuck by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005
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Big tuck 

The Dopest rapper from D-town.....
Damn, Big Tuck is dope
Big tuck by d len September 5, 2006

turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.
During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.
turkish tuck by Beau Ner February 26, 2009

blubber tuck 

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants
Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".
blubber tuck by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

The Rogan Tuck 

Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.

Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.
" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "
The Rogan Tuck by Dr. Bananacheeze October 22, 2022

upwards tuck 

When a male gets a boner and he needs to hide it he tucks his penis under his waistband to make it less obvious. It works better with a belt.
In class you get a boner and you need to preform the upwards tuck.