Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022

Trojan Horse

A person of Indian origin who moves to another country takes up citizenship there. But would do his long distance nationalism and would put India before his host country.

He's a trojan horse, he stays here but strives so hard to make a hindu country back home.

by philopianse7en November 15, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST

Man, these Trojan condoms feel great

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.

A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.

by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022

Trojanpear

A friendly tuxedo cat who delivers you special mail.

Look, it our friendly neighborhood mailcat, Trojanpear!

Trojanpear delivered a special message today.

My cat looks like Trojanpear.

by Pappi the cat January 28, 2023