total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations

“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”

by julielollll August 29, 2018

Totally Mcgoataly

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.

Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee

Jim: Wanna bumfuck, bro?
Jim 2: Totes mcgoats
Jim 3: Yo, can I join?
Jim: Totally Mcgoataly!

by Whopsie April 13, 2011

Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow

Connor is such a total weeaboo

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Totally Not The Culprit

Rude game developer that has no talent of coding

The owner of this game is being a Totally Not The Culprit

by Housive April 30, 2022