[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

torryh

A Torryh is an amazingly awesome best friend u can have! Always there when u need them, through good times and bad. A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one and will knock a bitch out if need be. Once u get past their shield and they begin to let loose, u will have so much fun with a Torryh. Torryh's are very outgoing and can make friends anywhere they go. Torryh's go to the edge of the world and back for the people they love. And the love they show won't ever having u second guessing. And if u do ur a stupid bitch! Torryh's are hard to come by and are hard ass bitches but have hearts of gold and can get sensitive at times. Find urself a Torryh and u won't ever regret it!!

Why have just a regular friend when you can have a one in a million Torryh?

by Niklovesya! March 20, 2017

Torpillow

(noun): A pillow made in the shape of a torpedo. Useful for hitting your friends/enemies on the head especially during a pillow fight.

(verb): To hit someone with a torpillow

No one was expecting much from this party until John brought out his torpillow.

by what_is_poi June 7, 2018

Tory Mcwalker

Rory and Tate walkers loving an no longer secret relationship. Third base is confirmed. Their love is rooted out of Tate’a fetish for Rowers who go to Tesco every day.

Have you seen Tory Mcwalker?
- Rory or Tate or Both?
He’s at Coop gets chosen for lunch I think?

by Whole School Opinion November 13, 2019

Torpedo

Drug slang -- A regional street term for crack and marijuana, presumably used together.
Military -- A self-propelled explosive projectile weapon, launched above or below the water surface, propelled underwater toward a target, and designed to detonate on contact with, or in proximity to, a target, usually understood to be a ship.
Neuropathology -- A focal fusiform swelling of the axons of Purkinje cells, located in the first portion of the axis cylinder prior to the origin of collateral branches, often accompanied by swollen dendritic ramifications and patchy displacement of Purkinje cells, a typical pathologic finding in olivopontocerebellar atrophy of the granular layer of the cerebellum.

Drug slang: 'God know the torpedo you are into.'
Military: 'In World War II the Kriegsmarine used torpedoes 21 inches in diameter (533mm) and 7.16 meters long.'
Neuropathology: (a thing in the brain.)

by a MP August 1, 2020

Toryscum

Political one who votes or abstains on free meals for school usually a Tory party MP

Toryscum Dross abstained on free schools meals vote

by Indeealba October 24, 2020