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The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.
Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012
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touch squirt

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.
by riboflavin December 9, 2008
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It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
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Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.
Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.
by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005
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Somebody toucha ma spaghett

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”
Hey have you heard that memeSomebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat
by Some loganger January 10, 2018
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touchbase

when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis
the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase
by lowelljoe January 3, 2010
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pp touch

pp touch is a form of currency used by men. pp touches can be given or received. If you’re friend, family member, or business partner does something good you can offer them pp touches.
Son-*hits home run
Father- “great job son you’ve earned 4 pp touches”
Son- “thanks dad pp touches are the best”
by pp touch king May 3, 2019
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