pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014

free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 8, 2019

A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.

Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"

by crap house hose June 30, 2023

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023

He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022

scs score

An aggregated MBA ranking score based on the 5 major published rankings: Bloomsberg Businessweek, US News, Forbes, The Economist, and Financial Times.

Stanford's SCS Score of 40 and ranking of 2nd suggests it is consistently ranked as one of the top business schools in the nation.

by Mark Siron October 31, 2011

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023