ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"
by braceface:) February 06, 2009
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ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass
i got a ranch hand yesterday
by angel face April 10, 2004
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Dude Ranch

The "Dude Ranch"

The sexual move by which the male is having sex with the woman from behind ('doggy style'), as the male is about to ejaculate, he burns the female in the small of her back, and pull out to extinguish the burn.

This is called the "dude ranch" because it parallels the process brand cattle.
"I gave Natalia the dude ranch last night"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
by BallsMcCoy January 21, 2010
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ranch hand

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".
You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt
by Tick April 01, 2004
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Foothill Ranch

A rich-kid small town where kids and adults get whatever they want. Girls are Sluts and the guys think they are the shit. The houses are big and their first cars are BMW's and Mercedes. If you live in the good part of Foothill your crazy rich.
Kids in Foothill Ranch get crazy cars BEFORE they can drive.
by Watermelon23 October 20, 2011
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Ranch Dick

A dick, which has already been busted, dripped with cum such as to create the impression of being dipped in ranch. (Goes great with carrots and celery).
Jeannie: "I'm like obsessed with ranch dick".
Leonard: "You do you, bro!"
by RanchDickLover69 October 14, 2018
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Cool Ranching

When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.
A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.
by Sortableturnip May 11, 2016
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