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The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!
by Finlonger September 25, 2014
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man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.
His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!
by Pamann December 12, 2010
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country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!
by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010
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Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.
Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden
by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012
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Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.
"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)
by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017
mugGet the Garden Schoolmug.

Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!
Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020
mugGet the Garden Hosemug.

garden of love

Where man plants his seed
Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.
by kyleross38 June 8, 2007
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