air chat

like an air kiss between celebrities or strangers, it is a pro forma chat, a chat just to be chatting, without substance. It can be in any format: im, gchat, text, facebook, and even (though more difficult) in person
I met someone last night and I thought we hit it off, but he gchatted me all morning and didn't say a thing. Talk about convo lite!

Did you see her facebook feed? Nothing but air there, all air chat. She clearly had nothing to say but didn't know to stop posting.
by Meliza February 02, 2011
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air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.
Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!
by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 03, 2008
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Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled
John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.
by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010
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secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp June 25, 2007
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air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.
I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.
by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018
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air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.
Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album
by IorekSholto March 05, 2017
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Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
by Tarawa COC S312 January 23, 2011
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