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weekend warrior

(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.
After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.
by Cooper July 14, 2006
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domeless warrior

A man who has sex without a condom. It is derived from the word "dome" which is a slang term used for condom. Hence, domeless means "without condom." Warrior is self-explanatory.
Last night, Tommy had sex with that slut without using a condom. He's quite the domeless warrior.
by Phil Agap August 27, 2006
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Ink Warrior

When A Man Gets A Tough Guy Tattoo That He Believes Will Gives Him Instant Pseudo SEAL Status. Some Of The Following Favorite Tattoos Of These 'Ink Warriors' Include: Tribal Tattoos, Barbed Wire, Skulls, And Intimidating Words Like Live/Die Tattooed On Knuckles Of Right/Left Hand.

Granted, A Lot Of Truly Tough Guys, (Who You Wouldn't Want To Meet In The Darkest Alley), Do Wear There Tats Proudly.

However The Humor Appears When A Man That's of Medium Or Small Build (Or Of A Totally Un-Intimidating Stature, Walks Around Like The Tattoos Will Fight His Battle For Him.

This Is Truly A Pathetic Sight To Behold, (Or Extremely Funny Depending On How You Look At It). Some Of The Best Places To Meet An Ink Warrior Include, Clubs, Concerts, Amusement Parks, And The Best Places Of All, Public Beaches. All Places (That Unfortunately) Are Where The Real Tough Guys Hangout) And All Places That The Ink Warrior Will Get His Ass Beat To A Bloody Pulp Should He Engage In A Fight With A Real Tough Guy.
After Watching His Favorite Fighter Show And Putting On Some Muscle, Eric Went To The Tattoo Shop And Got A Tribal Tattoo. It Hurt A Lot, Especially When The Needle Went Underneath His Bicep, But He Was Truly An Ink Warrior Now!
by Cybernetic October 28, 2009
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hallway warrior

A person who sneaks out of class to eat fruit gushers in the bathroom
Look at Tyler leaving class, such a hallway warrior
by 10bands.com March 21, 2017
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Humble Warrior

(1) A yoga position that is very difficult to accomplish correctly. Starting in warrior one clasp your hands behind your back and reach your hands toward the sky. Then lean forward and round your back.

(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(1) I knew a Samurai who was a humble warrior. He was a master swordsman but chose to keep his sword sheathed during the vast majority of battles.
by HumbleWarrior December 20, 2018
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Fupa warrior

A group of women with fupas who fight crime with their queefs
Damn, look it's the fupa warriors!
by AFrica May 27, 2015
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Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013
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