Flex Seal

A tape brand that's become a meme over the years.

Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"

Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..

by OyeahMrKrabz August 16, 2020

seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

Navy Seals

1) Navy Special Forces (Sea, Air and Land - SEAL) who are generally considered one of the best special forces units around.

2) A war chant uttered by an individual who is about to commit a very brave, yet foolish, action.

1) My brother is in the Navy Seals.

2) Mike screamed "NAVY SEALS!" before running out of cover into a swarm of enemies.

by Darkz November 16, 2006

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

seal flippers

Big, flappy, oh my god, SEE Meat Curtains. The pussy lips that hang all over the place.

Her big ass seal flippers kept knockin' my pork sword off the mark.

by Rhondelle May 14, 2003

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Seal Hunter

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009