An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
Get the Church Announcementmug. After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
by ICKYZ July 17, 2004
Get the Church Workmug. When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
Get the church gaymug. by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
Get the Church cockmug. When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
Get the church on the movemug. The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
by O***** November 14, 2017
Get the Cunt Churchmug. by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
Get the Churching for Goldmug.