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Church Announcement

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
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Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)
After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
by ICKYZ July 17, 2004
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church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
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Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.
I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again
by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
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church on the move

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
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Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"
by O***** November 14, 2017
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Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.
by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
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