by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
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by Stayout February 26, 2019
Get the flat hed mug.Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.
Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!
Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!
by 1.4.theroad August 25, 2022
Get the Rainbow Flat mug.Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.
Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.
by NahItsSad January 1, 2018
Get the smackhead flats mug.Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.
My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!
by Sunshyne January 22, 2019
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Get the flat-line mug.A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.
This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.
This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.
Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"
by dodia April 9, 2021
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