Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.

Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.

by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025

Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Terminal Anxiosis

A real medical disorder that is real that really exists that is real.

Lauren has terminal anxiosis so she can’t pick sawyer up from gymnastics

by i am a real actual doctor April 13, 2022

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Terminally vibing

When one has stopped vibing yet can’t leave the vibin position

I can’t get up I’m terminally vibing

by Phoenix5657 March 28, 2020

terminal thin

So thin that if you turn sideways to anyones line of sight, you inevitably... disappear

"Oh god, that kid Dylan Breeze just went all terminal thin on us, I can't see him!"

by Terminal Fat Is Not Real February 13, 2018

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024