face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

The Ted Bundy

Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?

Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl

Guy 1: What a way to go.

by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019

Ted Kennedy

To act in a manner that resembles the ferocity that the late great U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy had in his lifetime of public service to the American people.

''I just got elected Arts and Science Senator.''

''For real dude. You better Ted Kennedy that shit. Make us proud.''

''You bet.''

by Politicker August 26, 2009

Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman July 15, 2005

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 06, 2005

ted-ism

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

by Tessmer April 20, 2005

Ted Talk

The scientific term for an orgy where all participants have an IQ of over 130

"Hey Jeff, did they invite you to that Ted Talk last week?"

"I scored pretty poorly on my SATs, they didn't let me in"

by VirtualTurtle January 29, 2017