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Target High

The high you feel after leaving Target. You feel like you have everything you need; you're invincible.
Sally: I had a Target High today after buying a ton of new soap and shampoo. I couldn't wait to take a shower!
Joe: You're wierd...
Sally: I guess it's a girl thing.

Bob: Dude, I was Target High today because I bought a soccer ball and some bacon. The soccer balls smelled like leather and I had 7 strips of bacon right when I got home.
Amanda: That's strange.
by Dancing Queen. July 1, 2011
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Tawlet Sniping

While using a public restroom, when somebody isn't in close enough proximity to claim a tawlet, but you know they're heading that way; you quickly reach that tawlet before they do and claim it as your own.
Bob: "Dude, I totally tawlet sniped some dude in the bathroom at work. He was standing 4 feet from it texting, but I snagged it!"
Jim: "You tawlet sniping bastard!"
by FattyWantTwinky July 13, 2011
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Target Practice

While your big breasted girl friend lays on her back you aim your jiz for her open mouth, hitting her titts and face is acceptable.
Dude my girl makes for the perfect Target Practice
by ID226 March 17, 2017
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talethia

A female that has a heart of gold. Loving, caring, and nurturing too every person she comes in contact with. She is like a mother figure to most and can see the good in anyone.
Talethia was the always kind too me. She is like a mother too me.
by Ms.TashaBaby July 12, 2017
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target man

A target man, otherwise referred to as a target boy by ZigicHeader is a tall attacking player in a football team who wins bare aerial duals and scores many bullet headers. The greatest target man of all time is Nikola Zigic
Nikola Zigic is most definitely the greatest target man of all time
by ZigicHeader November 17, 2017
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tabletitis

When one is addicted to their tablet
My son has tabletitis
by Alleyg8r February 3, 2018
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tabletop

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.
Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
by High school Pimp January 20, 2022
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