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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008
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Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.
"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"
by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012
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Natte Talk

When someone is bullshitting about his day to day activities.
Natte:I fucked 27 hoes in 1 night and i don't remember anything.
Person1 to Person2:Ay bro , he's natte talking again!
by Hood_Bastard July 27, 2021
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Self talk

Self talk is the way you talk to yourself, or your inner voice. You might not be aware that you're doing it, but you almost certainly are.

Self talk is important because it has a big impact on how you feel and what you do.
Getting high playing with physiology self talk yourself into a unconscious state of mind
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
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Talking that Rara

Talking that rara-“You talking all that rara but won’t hit”
by Yafavofcjaz April 28, 2022
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Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
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