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Maple Syrup 

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
Maple Syrup by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Boy Syrup 

Aw shit dawg my boy syrup
Boy Syrup by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

Strawberry Cunt Syrup 

The dark red syrupy liquid often found in a bloody cunt during her monthly dirty waterfall.
It wasn't until I took her panties off that I realized the dripping strawberry cunt syrup that she expected me to eat.

Ass Syrup 

to describe a bad joke or to add to a bad joke to redeem to make it funny.
person one: "This guy goes to the same bar every night and every time he goes there, there is this mushroom playing the piano and taking shots of whiskey. So the guy asks the bartender : whats up with that mushroom?"
Person 2: "what did he say?"
Person 1: "Oh he must be a FUNGI.. get it FUN-GUY???"
Person 2: Quickly.. say ass-syrup
Ass Syrup by Sabastian Boaz December 26, 2003

sesame syrup 

something you say when you agree or like something but don’t have enough energy to say it
“I got you a present
sesame syrup

Simple Syrup 

The act of pulling the penis out of a female partner prior to ejaculation. The man then turns towards her simp boyfriend and proceeds to ejaculate on his face. Subsequently leaving a syrup like mess for the simp to clean up.
"Bro she made her boyfriend watch. I totally gave him some simple syrup."