Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

strokle

A circle of three or more beings (usually more so creepy than average) stroking eachother everlastingly.

We had the biggest strokle at that hot party the other night!

by 3.14 Dance Squad June 5, 2007

D Stroy

The act of having sexual intercourse with a female so rough that she loses the ability to think straight.

Bro I would totally D Stroy that blonde chick.

by Deprived Jokester March 14, 2018

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

left stroke

Something Kendrick Lamar made up that only he knows the meaning of and everyone else just accepts and chants - As in almost all rap lyrics. It's a slam at Big Sean's failed diss track supposedly.

My left stroke just went viral.

by hrgie75 January 20, 2018

Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009