Stole My Waffle

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day

I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.

by jmrs January 15, 2011

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SOLTERN

A person who plays a knowingly fake scrabble word for a bingo; a despicable person of low moral character. Also applies to the spurious bingo word itself.

Don't be such a SOLTERN, you know as well as I do that Olestra is a brand name.

by limeduck August 12, 2012

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smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

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Stolen Kisses

in which a girl places soft kisses to her friend’s cheeks or lips whilst he is sleeping

it wasn’t exactly true that they were completely stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018

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This is a bespoke milkshake - one reserved only for those of society's highest ranks. A soothing blend of Derby's most gruesome, gone-off phlegmy cheese combined with the children's toenails found in Sneinton's grimiest orphanages.

"Waag, did you try a dollop of that new stilton milkshake from CookieShake?"
"Yeah man, that Stiltshake tastes gruesome"

by dollopgoblin August 24, 2019

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