stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms

Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.

by websterremixed March 14, 2005

sweetchicken

1. Refers to sex, petting, or any sexual act triggered by uncontrollable hormones.
2. Term of endearment.

1. I like sweetchicken first thing in the morning.
2. I adore you sweetchicken!

by chickenhead that loves sweetchicken December 14, 2008

Steech

An attractive female that you would like to have sexual intercourse with so bad that when you do, you will "tear her apart" and have to stitch her up after

Person 1: Oi bro look at that steech comign towards us!
Person 2: No joke! I better get my sewing box ready!

by Anonymous2354 February 4, 2010

STeeCH

Slang term for smoking marijuana.

Yo, let's go steech up.

by Steechfinger January 7, 2008

Skeetchen

The squirrel King. Possibly the most dangerous, yet elusive creatures known to man; Possibly introduced into the wild by the military to take out the homeless.

Holy shizantelope, I think I just saw the Skeetchen...AGHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! IT GOT ME!!!"

by Tony Romano October 10, 2003

stretchabitionist

A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.

Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.

by photojennalist March 10, 2009

Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011