Stave

Stave is a seedy man. He owns a smelly pencil case. He enjoys computer games and forever bulking. He has a watch that matches his cellphone. In his own words he is: "fun, loving, cute, understanding". He likes to walk on his hands.

He is so stave.

by flowersSmellnice October 23, 2013

Stevedore

A luchador named Steve.

Plural: Stevedores, a group of luchadors all named Steve.

Introducing first: from Albuquerque, New Mexico weighing in at 195 pounds, El Stevedore!

by ExcavatorPi February 19, 2018

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

stevedave

A cocky, pretentious male characterized by his affinity for popped collars, poor taste in music and overall frat brother demeanor. Stevedave's tend to gravitate towards douchebags, hambones, meatheads, chotches, brosefs and bros*.
(*As pertains to none blood relatives)

Matt was a stevedave when he wore his pink polo to see Dave Matthew's and O.A.R.

by cloud31 October 1, 2008

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011