StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014

stafiej

A sexy last name

His last name is stafiej

by Mmmmmmtwinx April 23, 2014

Celtic Starfish

When two people spread their butt cheeks and touch their buttholes together. A very popular sexual adventure in Manhattan IL.

After Ryan Delaney got done bleaching his butthole, he was very excited to touch our buttholes together, marking off Celtic Starfish on our Sex Bingo card.

by Furies Hecate July 3, 2022

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.

Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

by Kelton Banks May 12, 2014

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Champagne Starfish

When a person gets drunk on Champagne and is too intoxicated to be any use in the bedroom. All they can manage to do is lie on their back on the bed in a 'starfish' position while the other partner does all the work.

I had too much to drink last night and became a Champagne Starfish

by chipsyfox August 27, 2009