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Stache

S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!

No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
by Emstuckhere December 2, 2014
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meow stache

A moustache, but repronounced very stylish by steven n. Nathan is a homo
Holy poopy buns, Kyle's meow stache is very lucious
by Mr. "x" May 22, 2004
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Mexi-Stache

A full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat bitches pussy.
Jimmy got a Mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.
by Jsilly10 March 22, 2011
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stache-thetic

The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.
by Intprop Gone November 2, 2008
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Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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