Stabmonton

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.

"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.

by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009

Staba Ana

Perjorative term for the city of Santa Ana, California, due to a reputation for being a haven for crime, gang injunctions, and homicides.

Why did the roads suddenly get so bad? Oh, we must be in Staba Ana.

by traderjosh December 13, 2010

stabilise

To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.

'Wow,man, you really gonna stabilise my game right now'

by One#2 December 5, 2016

stabplenders

A group chat of a british family who make jokes and send memes with each other

someone: damn i wish me and my family had a stabplenders group chat
someone else: heheh i already have one

someone: awww so lucky

by example of a handle... February 18, 2019

Stabcident

An incident where someone is stabbed.

Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Stable genius 2.0

Doctor Dumbfucks first born son.
The adderol chopped scion of trumpland.

Is Don Jr really the smart brother?

Yeah, he's stable genius 2.0

by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

Stabby

The emotion of wanting to stab someone

I feel Stabby

by Mackenzieaeesomneess February 2, 2015