Chief Samplawski

Time traveler, philanthropist, man about town.

That Doctor guy on Dr. Who is one hell of a Chief Samplawski.

by SuperPenguin November 8, 2012

Core Sample

When you go so deep during anal you pull out turdlett

Jersey girl and I went back door last night. Totally took a core sample.

by Arbarth June 15, 2015

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.

He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.

by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Joel sample

Joel sample is one sexy mf

Who’s that?

Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him

by Tim challen March 23, 2021

Rounded scamp

Similar to the word scamp meaning pest, or annoying person. Calling someone a rounded scamp is basically calling them a fat bitch

Samuel:Have at thee you rounded scamp!

by Schwiftylad February 9, 2023

Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015