Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous

Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor

by My best man May 19, 2018

No squirt December

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.

No way you lost no squirt December

by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019

Stop Squirt September

Stop Squirt September, or for short - SSS.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.

-"Is Anna still doing that Stop Squirt September challenge?"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"

by Pulkstenis November 16, 2019

Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid

yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.

Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!

by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021