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squashgramber

When you’re angry about COVID ruining your life
Farcry 6 was delayed due to COVID. I’m an angry squashgramber!”
by presidentcosmical August 30, 2021
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Squarsh

Squarsh means squishing in a overreacting amazing way
I don’t squish I squarsh
by Farting definitions September 4, 2021
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Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.
"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"
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Squash blossom

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.
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Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.
I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.
by Bananadiles January 10, 2012
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The Squawking Gull

A cocaine laced Marijuana cigarette commonly called a coke joint. During early transatlantic voyages, night watchmen would often smoke their marijuana cigarettes laced with cocaine to stay alert, yet when caught by the captain they would be given the lash. while receiving their punishment they would SQUAWK like a SEAGULL. Hence the term Squawking Gull.
If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking
by Learned Folk. July 16, 2013
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Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.
Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."
by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013
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