spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"

What a proper spud wrench

by PickledViagra October 5, 2022

Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Spud

A mistake... a big mistake

Ive made a big spud

by Jwi8sp94 November 21, 2021

Spud tongue

The little hanging peice or middle part of of a vagina

Holy smokes! Matilda had her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Spud burger

When you ejaculate between two thick ass cheeks, then slowly peel them apart so it resembles cheese in-between to hamber patties.

I met this girl at the gym, took her home and gave her the good ol' spud burger. she loved loved it!

by Hikaru_22 December 6, 2025