spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

Spanking the Crab

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.

After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.

by Nasty Society January 26, 2011

Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

by Johny Casino December 21, 2009

face spank

The spanking of a partner's face with one's penis during oral sex.

I totally face-spanked that bitch with my man meat!

by Paracelsus June 4, 2004

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

Flank and Spank

When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.

Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!

by Standing Freddy March 2, 2007

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009