Spintop

Someone who is skinny on the top and big on the bottom.

OMG did you see that spintop? Her facebook pictures make her look skinny because they only show the top of her. When I saw her in person her stomach & waste were like BAM! HUGE!

by Anonymous5423 August 13, 2010

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Spont-On

An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.

Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)

"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"

"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"

"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"

by Randomflapjack March 4, 2008

spontaneous

booking tickets for you and your bestfriend to go to paris the day your boyfriend dumps you

my boyfriend dumped me i'm feeling spontaneous

by ladydon October 19, 2011

spoinker

1. Desireable lady who one would glady shoot his man gravy into her eye.

2. One bearing a vagina that you would gladly fill. =)

omfg man ur mom is suck a spoinker.

by Harry Mc'Longcock May 24, 2005

Spaintard

A way to descripe Spanish player in online games who don't care about the English language despite the game they play might be a teamgame with different nations who don't speak Spanish.

Inflated ego, not willing to communicate in English and flaming you in Spanish, thinking they country is great in any way.. Apart from being indebted.

Close to his brother, the "Frenchtard".

Spaintard: "Hola!"
Normal player: "Hello"
Spaintard: "Hablas Espanol???????"
Normal player: "No.. English please"
Spaintard: "(Spanish nonsense)"
Normal player: "Dude, English please!"
Spaintard: "Hijo de puta (random insults)"

by Lulu the Witch October 28, 2013