Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Splurge

Over abundance or excessive abundance of a substance

I splurged a nerd into her dark side of the moon. Right towards the glory hole

by Biglollipoppin' February 11, 2019

splurge

to pet you pet

i want to splurge on my dog every day

by agtfrhyjk;o April 9, 2019

Splurgle

a person of below average inteligence

Timmy came home with all Fs on his school report. His dad asked "why are you such a splurgle?"

by Stevie R The Splurgle Creator July 20, 2019

Slargrals

The act of(and sound made during the act of) a failed attempt to slarg down any amount of liquid due to the throat reflexively closing on contact with said liquid.

If i try to take another shot of whiskey im going to slargrals all over this stripper!

by FlashD3 January 15, 2020

SpLuRgE

letting out all your aggression with one shot of the dick

Mitchie B is the ultimate SpLuRgEr, he will SpLuRgEr and SpLuRgEr everyday. Until one day his brother The Rock-y SpLuRgEr out SpLuRgEd him. He died. The End

by SpLuRgE-y November 1, 2019

splawgo

A splawgo is a kid around the age of 9-13 who always try to act older or more intimidating than they actually are. Try to avoid splawgos at all means necessary

"You're such a splawgo"
"Don't you think your younger brother is a big splawgo?"

by jumperjumps August 4, 2020