law school sober

The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:

1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret

-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...

-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.

-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!

law school sober by tomato39 March 31, 2013

cali sober 

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

cali sober by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.

Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.

Host Sober by Furious A November 20, 2011

Team Sober

A team of two retards who get really drunk and proceed to tell everyone they are sober.

Team Sober? More like Team Drunk.

Team Sober by asdfghjkl1234567890WU March 29, 2013

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

facebook sober by xx.kw April 11, 2010

Scandinavian Sober 

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

Scandinavian Sober by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

midwest sober 

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

midwest sober by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021