Make Someone Happy

To give a blow job; oral sex

"Did she make someone happy last night?"
"Yeah dude!"

by Jimmy Wisconsin October 23, 2006

to milk someone off

to kill, smoke, murder someone.

I don't go around milkin' niggaz off cause that's cowardz job.

by carlos March 15, 2004

fuckin someone up

Beating the shit outta nigga

When I see them I'm straight fuckin someone up

by kesh money December 31, 2013

leaving someone unread

Purposely not reading a Snapchat or other form of instant messaging for a period of time to make it seem that you are busy with other things besides waiting for them to text you. Not to be confused with leaving someone on read.

George: Dave didn't open my Snapchat for 5 minutes, even though he's doing literally nothing else
Hannah: Sounds like he's leaving someone unread.

by attarax June 7, 2019

Bagging someone out

Aussie slang for saying something rude about someone.

Steve keeps bagging Someone out, can he calm down

by Bonnied699 April 18, 2022

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021