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sleepdrunk 

The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.
Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)

Jeff: Hey Ted.

Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.

Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?

Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?

Ted: NO! It's socks.

Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-

Ted: MOIST.
sleepdrunk by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008

reverse street sweeper 

Tiity fucking a girl but instead of going up towards her face, you go down, placing your ass directly in her face.
She was on her back so I gave her a reverse street sweeper with those big titties and rubbed my ass in her face.

Sheeperican 

Sheeperican sheep-eir-i-khun
adjective
A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.
Everybody and their mother is a Sheeperican.
Sheeperican by Sick Rantorum December 24, 2011
What famous youtuber ms painter sleepstr calls his pp.
“It won’t just be the two of us in bed tonight, big man sleepenis will be joining us.”
sleepenis by SL420 March 9, 2021
The MOST sleeby person you know. An expert sleeper. A master of naps. Someone who can sleep at the drop of a hat anytime anywhere.
Cindy sat down for just a second and is already out cold. She's just a tiny sleeber!
sleeber by BKValuemeal May 18, 2021

Street Sweeper 

(1) A 12-round revolver style shotgun originally designed in S. Africa. A weapon of destruction. (2) Any number of shotguns converted to 10+ round capacity.
Let's see how this bulletproof glass stands up to my street sweeper.
Street Sweeper by David Garcia September 13, 2003