constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.

I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.

by BradRoar April 23, 2020

leems segit

A cooler way of saying "seems legit."

Huh, this college-aged male claims to have had at least 250 sexual partners in a year. Leems segit.

by Thundernut Williamson November 21, 2021

Hemanth Singirikonda

Hemanth is dangerously funny, sexy, honest, confident, and every girl would want him. Watches Hentai. Top coder of his college. No competition will get into his way. He has breathtaking eyes and a beautiful smile. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him.

Are you a Hemanth Singirikonda, because you are extremely sexy and intelligent

by YouKnowWho17 November 24, 2021

Under siege

To be taken advantage of in a forceful manner within the confines of where you are at the particular moment like ravaging

Dominics dick was under siege at the party when he came out the bathroom with that girl who told her friends how big his dick was

by Dominics bulging cockprint May 4, 2022

Green Siege

The act of putting on a green alien mask.

“Hey, you wanna go Green Siege?”

“Of course, I love Siegeing!”

by lshakalsjdh December 6, 2022

Going to Siege

In the eighteenth century people talked of "taking a voyage to the Spice Islands," in the nineteenth century gentlemen would "ease themselves." but back in Medieval times a knight would tell people that he was "Going to siege."

"Where did Angus run off too?"

"He ran to the water closet, he said he was going to siege."

by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015