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Shitbag

an idiot, someone who doesnt respect other people, an asshole, a total jerk, someone who is useless, dumbass.
tom cruise is so useless.
ya he's such a shitbag!
by blackbird13 December 13, 2008
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alaskan shitball

whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
by cockblocker123 April 14, 2011
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SHITBALL

A typical Father/Male. Meaning: complete assholes. They are total jerks, fags that like to wank themselves at night, moaning to the sound of a grandmas sleeping. They love to make their kids unhappy, suicidal, and just plain ashamed of their own fathers. They pillow boys. They have no dick, because they are homos'.
"Look at that Shitball over there, he thinks that nobody sees him pissing behind that tree."

"DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a Shitball."
by CheySteph June 13, 2009
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shitbag cadet

A cadet at a military school that is completely worthless
A certain C4C Patrick in the Dirty Dozen is a shitbag cadet.
by skudzstud November 12, 2006
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shitbar

1)An individual who is idiotic beyond the point of being called an idiot yet remains amusing enough to have in one's company in case the night isn't as entertaining as anticipated.
"Did you see Joe lick the goal post at the hockey rink? What a shitbar!"
by Carrie D October 7, 2005
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shitbar

The way one's clothes smell after having been saturated with the smell of dirty cig smoke and stale booze.
Man, my clothes smell like shitbar after that raging kegger last night.
by f that noise March 16, 2009
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Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
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