jayksroom's definitions

Gregatto

Music involving a synthesis of legato and staccato, whilst being highly sociable and outgoing.

Meanwhile in the Future by Koan Sound is fucking gregatto!

by jayksroom March 18, 2015

Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.

"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."

by jayksroom March 7, 2015