Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.

Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..

by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter

That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.

by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014

shannon creek

a very dirty place, between the legs of a very dirty girl

Dude 1: "hey man i heard you went down to shannon creek last night"

Dude 2: "I dont wanna talk about it"

by peteypablo204 December 9, 2009

Shannon Odom

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.

by 12bigreader February 26, 2009

James Shannon

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.

James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'

by anonymous February 18, 2005

Shannon Brown

Synonymous to FML, Fuck My Life and Fail

Origin: Shannon Brown's dunks in the 2010 NBA Dunk Contest

- "Did you watch the NBA Contest?"
- "Yeah. Shannon Brown..."

- "I just stepped in my dog's piss after I picked up his crap. Shannon Brown."

by Phil PhanG February 13, 2010