Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

by eynal May 9, 2019

AC-Schnitzer

A Short Stubby Incompetent Midget

midget stubby incompetent short

by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Schnitz

A man you can use for everything; pushover; noodle

Did you have fun with your Schnitz last weekend? Yes he bought me a Ferrari and I haven't texted him back.

by badassbarbie April 9, 2018

Van Schnitzel

Smiling assassin that creates mischief.

Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.

See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.

Did you hear what VanSchnitzel got up to last night?
No - but I'd sure like to.

by Giles Smythe May 8, 2003

AC-Schnitzer

A Stubby Incompetent Midget.

He is a AC-Schnitzer.

by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005

Schlitz

v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.

Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!

by John from Larryville March 25, 2008