schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

schmuck

someone's dick.

Also used offensively.

"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."

by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007

schmuck

a Joey, a fool, a penis

That Joey is a real schmuck

by bernedette March 23, 2004

Schmuck

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015

schmuck

Someone who is conned easily.

I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!

by scncqn May 29, 2008

Schuchardt

a place... where the wild things are

the UP

by gargoyle October 29, 2003

schlucker

A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.

guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"

by kaip March 5, 2004