Schmultz

To Schmultz, or Schmultzing. Is to initiate romantic/sexual activity’s in response to seeing romantic/sexual scenes on TV/film

( steve kisses Jo while watching Goldeneye ) “Steve get off me, stop schmultzing, I just want to watch the film”.

by speedtoast August 8, 2024

Schmuck

a Yiddish term for penis foreskin or a fool.

Don’t be a schmuck and create an embarrassing scene in public!

by Wutch fur bikini December 20, 2023

Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024

Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024

schmuckums

A slur usually used towards people who live in The United States of America or who are german.

It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"

You are a schmuckums

by hdsiownsndjwiw March 10, 2024

Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024

schmurkmadurk

You’ve heard of suicide but that’s old and boring this is that indescribable feeling of loneliness and depression and fear of never being loved or good enough for those around u and the only option u have left it to schmurkmadurk

You: dude I stayed up all night girl just broke up with me and I just failed a bench pr imma schmurkmadurk

by Shjshd July 2, 2024